SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER & UNCUT LYRICS
Mountain Town | Uncle Fucka | It's Easy, Mmkay | Blame Canada | Kyle's Mom's A Bitch | What Would Brian Boitano Do? | Up There | La Resistance Medley | Eyes of a Child | I Can Change | I'm Super | Mountain Town Reprise
MOUNTAIN TOWN
Written by Marc Shaiman and Trey Parker
Performed by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Mary Kay Bergman
STAN
There's a bunch of birds in the sky
And some deers just went running by
Oh, the snow's pure and white
On the earth rich and brown
Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town.
The sun is shining and the grass is green
Under the three feet of snow I mean
This is a day when it's hard to wear a frown
All the happy people stop to say hello (get outta my way!)
Even though the temperature's low
It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town.
SHARON. MARSH: Well, good morning Stan.
STAN: Mom! Can I have eight dollars to see a movie?
SHARON. MARSH: A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating.
STAN: But this is going to be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film, from Canada!
SHARON. MARSH: Alright, alright, here you go. But be back for supper.
STAN: Thanks mom!
SHARON MARSH
Oh, what a picture perfect child
Just like Jesus he's tender and mild
He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown
What an angel!
With a heart so sweet and sure
And a mind so open and pure
Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town
STAN: Hi! Is your son home?
MRS. McCORMICK: I think so. Hey!! Kenny, wake up! Kenny, dammit, come on!
KENNY: I'm coming!
STAN: Kenny - the Terrence and Phillip movie is out! You wanna come?
KENNY: Mumble mumble mumble.
MRS. CORMICK: Where do you think you're goin'?
KENNY: I'm going to see the Terrence and Phillip movie.
MRS. McCORMICK: You can't, you have to go to church.
KENNY: But, Mom, I want to see the Terrence and Phillip movie!
MRS McCORMICK: Well, fine, go ahead and miss church. And then when you die and go to hell you can answer to Satan!!
KENNY: Okay!
STAN
You can see your breath hanging in the air
You see homeless people but you just don't care
It's a see of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown!
KENNY
Mumble mumble mumble, mumble mumble mumble
Mumble mumble mumble, mumble mumble mumble.
STAN
That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet little whitebread redneck mountain town.
KYLE: Okay, Ike, let's try this one more time.
IKE: Gurgle gurgle.
KYLE: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
IKE: Kick the baby.
STAN: Kyle, we're going to the Terrence and Phillip movie.
KYLE: Oh my God dude!
SHEILA BROFLOVSKI: Kyle, what's going on?
KYLE: Nothing! We're going skating now.
SHEILA BROFLOVSKI: Oh. Well, take your little brother out with you.
KYLE: Oh, ma! He's not even my real brother. He's adopted.
SHEILA BROFLOVSKI: Do as I say, Kyle!!
KYLE: Okay, okay, I'm sorry!
SHEILA BROFLOVSKI
Look at those frail and fragile boys
It really gets me down
The world is such a rotten place
And city life's a complete disgrace
That's why I moved to this redneck mshugginah quiet mountain town.
CARTMAN: Mom! Somebody's at the door! Mom, somebody's at the door I said!!
LIANE CARTMAN: Coming, hon!
CARTMAN: Hey, I can't see the TV.
TV ANNOUNCER: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him.
LIANE CARTMAN: Oh, look Eric, it's your little friends.
IKE: Cartman!
CARTMAN: What are you guys doin' here? Oh, sweet dude! Yes!! Yes!!
ALL
Off to the movies we shall go
Where we learn everything that we know
Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say
And this's movie's gonna make our lives complete
Cause Terrence and Phillip are sweet (super sweet!)
Thank God we live in the quiet little redneck podunc whitetrash (mumble) U-S-A!
STAN: Can I have five tickets to "Terrence and Phillip Asses of Fire" please?
CINEMA GUY: No!
UNCLE FUCKA
Written by Trey Parker
Performed by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
TERRENCE
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock-sucking ass-licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you.
PHILLIP
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn
You just fuck your uncle all day long!
(flatulence hoe-down)
(What's going on here?)
(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
(Uncle fucka, uncle fucka uncle fucka)
(Uncle fucka, oooh)
TERRENCE & PHILLIP
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (uncle fucka)
You're a boner-biting bastard uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka I must say
Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Uncle fucka, that's U-N-C-L-E fuck you
Uncle fucka!
Too right!
Suck my balls!
IT'S EASY, MMKAY
Written by Marc Shaiman and Trey Parker
Performed by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman and Howard McGillin
MR. MACKEY
There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women, mmkay.
But it's when you do these things too much
That's you've become an addict and must get back in touch.
You can do it, it's all up to you, mmkay
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving hand-jobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will say
It's easy, mmkay.
Step one, instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole
Step two, instead of shit say poo, as in bullpoo, poohead and this poo is cold
Step three, with bitch drop the "t" because bich is Latin for generosity
Step four, don't say fuck anymore, because fuck is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word mmkay!
CLASS
We can do it, it's all up to us, mmkay (mmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives today (you can change today)
We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving hand-jobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
It's easy, mmkay.
Step one, instead of ass say buns, like kiss my buns or you're a bunshole
Step two, instead of shit say poo, as in bullpoo, poohead and this poo is cold
Step three, with bitch drop the "t" because bich is Latin for generosity
Step four, don't say fuck anymore, because fuck is the worst word that you can say
Fuck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!
We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving hand-jobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will say
It's easy, mmkay
It's easy, mmkay
It's easy, mmkay
It's easy, mmkay
It's easy, mmkay
It's easy, mmkay!
BLAME CANADA
Written by Marc Shaiman and Trey Parker
Performed by Mary Kay Bergman
SHEILA BROFLOVSKI
Times have changed, our kids are getting worse
They's won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!
SHARON MARSH
Should we blame the government?
LIANE CARTMAN
Or blame society?
HUSBANDS
Or should we blame the images on TV?
ALL
No! Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault
It's Canada's fault!
SHARON MARSH
Don't blame me for my son Stan
He saw the darn cartoon and now he's off to join the Klan.
LIANE CARTMAN
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself.
ALL
Well? Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway.
MRS. McCORMICK
My son could'a been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue.
HUSBANDS
Should we blame the matches? Should be blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
ALL
Heck no! Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that bitch Anne Murray too
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada!
For the smut we must cut
The trash we must dash
The laughter and fun must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
KYLE'S MOM'S A BITCH
Written by Trey Parker
Performed by Trey Parker and Marc Shaiman
CARTMAN
Well, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch
She'a a bitch to all the boys and girls.
On Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different
She's a super king-kong mega-mega bitch.
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch
Big big big big big big big big
She's a stupid bitch! (whoo!)
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch.
Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit something like this...
("Kyle's Mom's a Bitch" performed in Chinese, Russian and African)
Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair
She's a big big big big big big bitch (ooh!)
Big big big big big big big big
She's a stupid bitch
Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's such a dirty bitch
I really mean it!
Kyle's mom! She's a big fat fucking bitch!
Big old fat fucking bitch Kyle's mom!
Yeah! Cha!
WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO?
Written by Marc Shaiman and Trey Parker
Performed by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
STAN
What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now?
He'd make a plan and he'd follow through
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
KYLE
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics skating for the gold
He did two Salchows and a triple Lutz while wearing a blindfold.
CARTMAN
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps fighting grizzly bears
He used his magical fire breath and saved the maidens fair.
ALL
So would Brian Boitano do if he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
CARTMAN
I want this V-chip out of me
It has stunted my vocabulary.
KYLE
And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone.
STAN
For Wendy I'll be an activist too
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do.
ALL
And would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth
That's what Brian Boitano'd do.
When Brian Boitano travelled through time to the year 3010
He fought the evil robot king and saved the human race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids he beat up Kubla Khan
Cause Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-bod-y.
So all lets go off together
And unite to stop our moms
And we'll save Terrence and Phillip too
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do
And we'll save Terrence and Phillip too
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do
Cause that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
UP THERE
Written by Trey Parker
Performed by Satan, the Dark Prince
Sometimes I think when I look up real high
That there's such a big world up there
I'd like to give it a try.
But then I sink cause it's here I'm s'posed to stay
But I get so lonely down here
Tell me why's it have to be that way?
Up there
There is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too
Up there
Up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Up there.
They say I don't belong
I must stay below alone
Because of my beliefs I'm supposed to stay where evil is sown (ooh-ooh-ooh)
But what is evil anyway? (haa-aa)
Is there reason to the rhyme? (ooh-ooh)
Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes.
Up there
There is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams - I can dream too
Up there
Up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care
Live without a care
If only I could live up there!
Ooh I wanna live yeah!
I wanna live up there ooh!
Baby ooh!
I want to live up there.
LA RESISTANCE MEDLEY
Written by Marc Shaiman and Trey Parker
Performed by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman and Howard McGillin
GREGORY
God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed be the children
Who fight with all our bravery
Til only the righteous stand.
You see the distant flames, they bellow in the night
You fight in all our names for what we know is right
And when you all get shot and cannot carry on
Though you die, la resistance lives on.
You may get stabbed in the head with a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death, or skinned alive, or worse
But when they torture you, you will not feel the need to run
For though you die, la resistance lives on.
SOUTH PARK MOTHERS
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
Because the country's gone awry tomorrow night these freaks will fry!
SOLDIERS
Tomorrow night our lives will change
Tomorrow night we'll be entertained
An execution! What a sight
Tomorrow night.
SATAN THE DARK PRINCE
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Tomorrow night up there is doomed
And so I will be going soon!
TERRENCE & PHILLIP
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
You're a boner-biting bastard, uncle fucka
Looks like we may be out of luck
Tomorrow night we're pretty fucked!
STAN, KYLE & CARTMAN
Why did our mothers start this war?
What the fuck are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?
SATAN THE DARK PRINCE
I want to be up there.
SOUTH PARK MOTHERS
When Canada is dead and gone there'll be no more Celine Dion!
GREGORY & SOLDIERS
They may cut your dick in half (tomorrow night)
And serve it to a pig (our lives will change)
And though it hurts you'll laugh (tomorrow night)
And dance a dickless jig (we'll be entertained)
But that's the way it goes (an execution)
And though you're shat upon (what a sight)
Though you die, la resistance lives on! (tomorrow night)
SATAN, SHEILA BROFLOVSKI & ALL
I want to be up there!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
EYES OF A CHILD
Written by Trey Parker
Performed by Michael McDonald
The eyes of a child, so innocent and pure
A child's heart is full of song.
Take their tiny hand and lead them to the light
As adults we see pain in the world and it sometimes don't seem right.
But through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes
They've yet to realise the darkness in their soul.
The beauty of their smile
Adventurous and wild
Life is kinda gay
But it doesn't seem that way through the eyes of a child.
So don't give up, even when the road seems long
Just find that child inside of you
Yeah, you've gotta find you!
Spread your wings and fly to the brightest star
If you want I can even get my friend Steve to detail your car for about twenty bucks.
But through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes
They've yet to realise the darkness in their soul.
The beauty of their smile
Adventurous and wild
Sure, life is kinda gay
But it doesn't seem that way through the eyes of a child.
I've got an eye on my hand
I've got an eye on my hand
I've got an eye on my hand but still I can find you
Eye on my hand where have you gone girl?
Eye on my hand I'm comin' up behind you
Eye on my hand don't turn around now
Cause I'm right there
I'm comin' up behind you.
Through the eyes of a child
The world seems magical
There's a sparkle in their eyes
They've yet to realise the bastards they really are.
The beauty of their smile
Adventurous and wild
Sure, life is kinda gay
But it doesn't seem that way through the eyes of a child.
Sure, life is kinda gay
But it doesn't seem that way through the eyes of a child.
I CAN CHANGE
Written by Trey Parker
Performed by Saddam Hussein and Satan the Dark Prince
SADDAM HUSSEIN
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right
But it's not as if I don't try
I just fuck up, try as I might.
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I swear it
I'll open up my heart and I will share it
Any minute now I will be born again.
Yes I can change, I can change
I know I've been a dirty little bastard (la la la la la la la)
I like to kill, I like to maim
Yes I'm insane, but it's okay cause I can change!
It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society
You see my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.
But I can change, I can change
I can learn to keep my promises I know it (la la la la la la la)
I'll open up my heart and I will show it
Any minute now I will be born again.
SATAN THE DARK PRINCE
But what if you never change?
What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
SADDAM HUSSEIN
Hey, Satan, don't be such a twit
Mother Teresa won't have shit on me.
Just watch, just watch me change, here I go, I'm changing...
Hey Satan!
I'M SUPER
Written by Marc Shaiman and Trey Parker
Performed by Big Gay Al
BIG GAY AL
Bombs are flying, people are dying
Children are crying, politicians are lying too.
Cancer is killing, Texaco's spilling
The whole world's gone to hell but how are you?
I'm super
Thanks for asking
All things considered I couldn't be better I must say.
I'm feeling super
No nothin' bugs me
Everything is super when you're don't you think I look cute in this hat?
I'm so sorry Mr. Cripple
But I just can't feel too bad for you right now.
Because I'm feeling so insanely super
That even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down.
CHORUS
He's super
Thanks for asking
All things considered he couldn't be better he must say.
BIG GAY AL
I'm super
No nothin' bugs me
Everything is super when you're don't you think I look cute in this hat and these little pants and this matching tie that I got at Vern's.
I'm super! (In the barracks and the trenches as well!)
Stick 'em up! (Big Gay Al says do ask, do tell!)
Skittles! (Yes, he's super and he's proud to be fay!)
OK? (Everything is super when you're gay! When you're gay!)
MOUNTAIN TOWN REPRISE
Written by Marc Shaiman and Trey Parker
Performed by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman and Isaac Hayes
CHEF
Everything worked out
What a happy end
Americans and Canadians are friends again
So let's all join hands and knock oppression down.
KYLE, STAN & CARTMAN
Don't you know our little lives are now complete
SOUTH PARK MOTHERS
Cause Terrence and Phillip are sweet (super sweet!)
ALL
Thank God we live in this quiet, little, piss-ant, redneck, podunc, dirtwater, greenhorn, one-horse, bunghole, peckerwood, right-wing, whistlestop, (something), truck drivin', (something), basic, pea-brained, cornbread, (something), (something), white trash, kickass, mountain town!
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